Funny 60th Birthday Quotes. I was born old and get younger every day. At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car. i’m pushing sixty.
60 comes with new skills you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!!! Quotes to wish someone a happy 60th birthday or perhaps tease them a bit. Oh well, happy 60th birthday.
There's no better way to enliven a milestone birthday party than with some funny quotes.
Or just text them a joke on their birthday as a funny way to say congratulations. At age 60, such words can poke fun at receding hairlines, white hair, easy chairs, bifocals, and sagging bodies, and give everyone something to laugh about. Hey.'it's your 60th birthday!' hope your year is better than those ears! If age is only in the mind, someone should tell that to my bones.