Funny Dog Birthday Puns. When the dog peed on the rug his owner told him “urine trouble” it rained so hard it created thousands of poodles; There are quite a few phrases and idioms that directly use the word “dog”:
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment? Below is a list of funny dog puns that are most popular among many dog lovers. We had to go to the dogtor;
Howl it stay quiet when you’re gone?
There you go and i hope you did not think these hot dog puns were the wurst! “ dog eat dog ” and “barking dogs seldom bite” and “as crooked as a dog’s hind leg” and “as sick as a dog ” and “ dog days” and “ dog in the manger” and “ dog tired” and “ dog’s bollocks” and “ dog’s breakfast” and “don’t keep a dog and bark yourself” and “every dog has her/his day” and “give a dog a bad name”. He had a birthday pawday; Howl i ever live without you?